Simply Beautiful

..in your eyes..

Notes

Asking the Magic 8 Ball...

Me:
Macaulay?
8-Ball:
No way.
Me:
Stony Brook?
8-Ball:
Absolutely not.
Me:
College?
8-Ball:
Definitely.
Me:
A really expensive school I can't afford?
8-Ball:
Yes.
Me:
An Ivy League?
8-Ball:
Definitely.
Me:
So you want me to go to schools I haven't even been accepted into?
8-Ball:
Definitely.
Me:
But shouldn't I spend more money on graduate school?
8-Ball:
Maybe.
Me:
... So should I go to college in an urban setting?
8-Ball:
Yes.
Me:
Do you say anything besides yes and definitely?
8-Ball:
My sources say no.
Me:
... You just contradicted yourself.
8-Ball:
Outlook not so good.
Me:
Do you mean the outlook for my problem????
8-Ball:
Yes.
Me:
Do you hate me, Magic 8 Ball?
8-Ball:
My sources say no.
Me:
You need sources to tell you whether you hate me or not?!
8-Ball:
Definitely.